list of things we could do if you were here right now:
- make out
- fall asleep in each others’ arms
- make out more
So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.
Totodile watercolors tattoo
Done by: Campa
Corazon de Oro, Guatemala City.
Designed bye: Diego Robles (icarusdie)
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”
i have acne
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
is this the phone that was found frozen in the ice all of winter?