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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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euclase:

Agent Carter, drawn in PS.

euclase:

Agent Carter, drawn in PS.

sidewalk-assasin:

had fun in the halloween section of target today.

paxamericana:

lmao

paxamericana:

lmao

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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It’s not like I don’t realize we’re not exactly the most normal family on the block. I mean, not every teenage girl comes home to a garage full of glocks and AK-47s.

if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat 

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

Please don't say weave if you aren't black because it sounds like you are making fun of our culture
+ Anonymous

yzma:

oh i wasn’t making fun of it but nevertheless i’ll listen to you
what i said was a line from this old vine (the original was taken down ‘cause of nudity and what not)

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

heliolisk:

OOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😧😧😧😧😧😧

heliolisk:

OOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😧😧😧😧😧😧